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Welcome to Url's!
I'll
be your host for this performance.
My
name is Url
Webkins
and this is my website. If you're in need of assistance for
anything in the world, just call on Url. If you need
spiritual,
legal, medical, or fishing advice, call on Url.
It doesn't matter what the question, Url's got an answer. I
don't
care if it's daylight or dark, just call on Url.
So I say "Welcome" to all my friends and you status-seekers as well.
I'm still improving the website so watch where you step.
Meanwhile, please visit Url's World or my Recipes, or Video
page
and if you're not completely satisfied, I'll refund your entire
entrance fee and throw-in a year's supply of Owls for free...cause
that's just
the way I am.
Now don't be confused by AskUrl.com.
Their's is a different website and besides he'll just send
you
back here.
This website has a completely different goal. My job is to
provide you with an honest answer to any question you may have.
That's right...we are the only honest website on the
Internet.
If you ask Url a question, you'll get an honest
answer.
Why??? Because Url said so and you can take Url's
word to
the bank.
Besides, anything that Url tells you can be verified right
here
on the web. Url answers your questions by showing you where
to
find the answers on the Internet...and folks, all the answers are here
save one, cause no one on Earth knows that answer... so please don't
ask me.
As many of you know, I built the first computer in the world.
It
was a little kerosene model I built from plans I found in Popular Fanatics Magazine
.
The
early years were the hardest.
Imagine having
the only telephone in the world. There was no web because it
takes at least two computers to have a web. So after years of
trying to connect with someone I gave up monitoring and built the
world's first link .
It was not a link at the time but it helped me get one...and
then
two, and then a multitude of links.
It was an alarm that told me when someone else got on the site.
Now I could make contacts and build a web...which is what I
did.
My web began to grow at a fast rate so I converted the alarm to a
program that automatically linked to each new user of the web.
Now I'm linked to every other user of the web in the world.
So
when I say "I got answers"...I got answers.
So remember Url. It also stands for Ubiquitous Reference Link
...that's
ME.
Warning:
If,
after viewing this page, you have no direction for more than 4 hours,
please consult a Phoenician.
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